goonrod

goon·rod
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UK/ˈɡuːnˌɹɒd/US/ˈɡunˌɹɑd/

noun

Synonym of penis.

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anacondabaloney ponybald-headed hermitbananabirdbirdiebobbyboonga
OriginEnglish rod ← Middle English rodde ← Old English *rodd →
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Meanings

noungoonrod (plural goonrods)

plural goonrods

  1. InternetvulgarSynonym of penis.

    Synonyms: anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga

Synonyms & antonyms

nounSynonym of penis.

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anacondabaloney ponybald-headed hermitbananabirdbirdiebobbyboongacackchoadchodachodechoppercigarcockcoreycrankcucumbercustard launcherD

Origin

  1. Proto-Indo-European*dʰeǵʰ-
  2. Proto-Indo-European*dʰéǵʰōm
  3. Proto-Indo-European*ǵʰmṓ
  4. Proto-Germanic*gumô
  5. Proto-West Germanic*gumō
  6. Old Englishguma
  7. Middle Englishgone?
  8. Englishgooney
  9. Englishgoon?
  10. Englishgoon
  11. Old English*rodd
  12. Middle Englishrodde
  13. Englishrod
  14. Englishgoonrod

From goon (“to masturbate”) + rod (“straight shaft or stick; penis”). Compare goonstick.

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Rhymes & wordplay

Anagrams

godroon
Cite this entry
APA

goonrod. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 2, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/goonrod

MLA

“goonrod.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/goonrod. Accessed November 2, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “goonrod,” accessed November 2, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/goonrod.

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