hairy canary

noun

The penis.

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Meanings

nounhairy canary (plural hairy canaries)

plural hairy canaries

  1. slangvulgarThe penis.

    Joseph and Mary went into the dairy / Where Joseph showed Mary his hairy canary.

    2011, Eugene McCabe, Heaven Lies About Us
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    "You don't really want me to stop it, do you?" he asked, sticking his tongue into her ear, massaging her underwear, and pressing her hand against his hairy canary.

    2011, Len Levinson, Meatgrinder Hill
  2. UKslangA temper tantrum.

    McPhee would have had a hairy canary if the flabby, sweaty bastard before her started gyrating to music and taking his egg stained jumper off to reveal his man boobs.

    2019, Jennifer Lee Thomson, How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks

Synonyms & antonyms

Also see
penis
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APA

hairy canary. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hairy%20canary

MLA

“hairy canary.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hairy%20canary. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “hairy canary,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hairy%20canary.

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