hambeast

plural hambeasts

1. derogatoryslangAn obese person.

   I don't mess around with big ol' hambeasts like ya aunt.

   2010, Teresa D. Patterson, Project Queen, Edit Again Publications, →ISBN, page 2

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   Dudes, if you ever tried to do this to your drunken buddy who's grinding with some hambeast you won't save him. You'll let him enjoy his drunken bliss until he wakes up the next morning; […]

   2006, Taz Dhariwal, "Left to their own de-Vices", The Nugget (Northern Alberta Institute of Technology), Volume 44, Issue 6, 12 October 2006, page 10

   During the course of the year, your roommate will wake up lying next to a hambeast he swears he thought was a 10 the night before.

   2007 February 19, Andrew Solomon, “Compatibility paves the long road to housing bliss”, in The Vanderbilt Hustler, volume 119, number 18, Vanderbilt University, page 5