heiny

plural heinies

1. alternativeAlternative spelling of heinie.

   But look an American dead in the eye and call him a dirty no-good, red-faced Commie? Well, you just took a dump and wiped your heiny with Old Glory. Son – you crossed the line.

   2010 November 4, Mark Serrels, “HANDS ON: Homefront On The Range”, in Kotaku, archived from the original on 27 Jul 2021

   2 more examples

   Limited space in your shower can cause bottle avalanches, water leaks, and accidental butt brushing. "No more curtain sticking to your heiny!" says one reviewer about the Moen curved shower rod.

   2017 June 22, Maria Cassano, “21 Genius Inventions That Make Your Bathroom Cleaner & More Hygienic”, in Bustle

   While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done / shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past / 'Cause your heiny's sore, that's / 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass

   2018 November 30, “Kick Off”performed by Eminem

plural Heinys

1. A surname.