hey diddle diddle

noun

The middle.

Meanings

nounhey diddle diddle (plural not attested)
  1. AustraliaUKno pluralslangThe middle.

    Now then, can Ratchford add the extras to trim Wigan's lead to just two points? Here he comes...straight through the hey diddle diddle!

    2025 May 4, Matt Turner, “Wigan Warriors vs Warrington Wolves, Magic Weekend live”, in Warrington Guardian, retrieved 13 May 2025
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    "That's my cousin Reggie," said Wallaby Jack. "He's only a little feller, but he can play footy. Took a screamer first quarter, then left foot banana through the hey diddle diddle. Six big ones."

    2018 November 22, Thomas Faunce, Split By Sun: The Tragic History Of The Sustainocene, World Scientific Publishing, →ISBN, page 315

    The celebrity long-drive event took place on the ninth hole of the West Course, which was won by Spiderman^([sic]) actor Tom Holland. Holland looked like he meant business when he ripped his drive 310 yards straight down the hey diddle diddle.

    2023 November 1, Ben Smith, “Watch: Long drive bloopers from BMW PGA Championship Pro-Am”, in GolfMagic, retrieved 13 May 2025

Origin

Rhyming slang referencing the namesake nursery rhyme. Phrase first attested in Thomas Preston's Cambyses, king of Persia (1569).

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APA

hey diddle diddle. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hey%20diddle%20diddle

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“hey diddle diddle.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hey%20diddle%20diddle. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “hey diddle diddle,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hey%20diddle%20diddle.

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