if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon

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Synonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

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  1. Synonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

    Then again, as my father used to say, if my grandmother had wheels , she'd be a wagon.

    2004, Jonny Bowden, Living the Low Carb Life: From Atkins to the Zone, page 165
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    "It has transwarp drive," Sulu said matter-of-factly. "Aye," Scott said, "and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."

    1984, Vonda N. McIntyre, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, page 108

    Behind him, Isaacs heard Slater mutter, "And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."

    2007, Keith R. A. DeCandido, Resident Evil: Extinction, page 115

    Synonyms: if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle

Synonyms & antonyms

phraseSynonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

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if my aunt had ballsshe'd be my uncle
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if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
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APA

if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/if%20my%20grandmother%20had%20wheels%2C%20she'd%20be%20a%20wagon

MLA

“if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/if%20my%20grandmother%20had%20wheels%2C%20she'd%20be%20a%20wagon. Accessed November 5, 2026.

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WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/if%20my%20grandmother%20had%20wheels%2C%20she'd%20be%20a%20wagon.

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