if there's grass on the pitch, play ball

proverb

Once someone has grown pubic hair or started puberty, they are old enough for sexual intercourse.

Meanings

proverb

alternative if there's grass on the field, play ball

  1. vulgarpotentially offensiveOnce someone has grown pubic hair or started puberty, they are old enough for sexual intercourse.

    Synonyms: if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket

Synonyms & antonyms

proverbOnce someone has grown pubic hair or started puberty, they are old enough for sexual intercourse.

Cite this entry
APA

if there's grass on the pitch, play ball. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/if%20there's%20grass%20on%20the%20pitch%2C%20play%20ball

MLA

“if there's grass on the pitch, play ball.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/if%20there's%20grass%20on%20the%20pitch%2C%20play%20ball. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “if there's grass on the pitch, play ball,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/if%20there's%20grass%20on%20the%20pitch%2C%20play%20ball.

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