itch the ditch

verb

To masturbate by stimulating one's vagina.

Meanings

verbitch the ditch (third-person singular simple present itches the ditch, present participle itching the ditch, simple past and past participle itched the ditch)

present singular third person itches the ditch · participle present itching the ditch · participle past itched the ditch · past itched the ditch

  1. idiomaticslangTo masturbate by stimulating one's vagina.
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APA

itch the ditch. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/itch%20the%20ditch

MLA

“itch the ditch.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/itch%20the%20ditch. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “itch the ditch,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/itch%20the%20ditch.

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