jizztrumpet

plural jizztrumpets

1. humorousslangvulgarAn obnoxious or contemptible person.

   Tell her how much of a twatfaced jizztrumpet she is.

   2018, Vanessa Stefaniuk, Radio Silence: Volume 1, unnumbered page

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   After years of running nightclubs and concert venues from which he robbed bands, comedians, waitstaff, and bouncers blind—after not paying taxes on barrels full of other people's cash—this jizztrumpet was living the life in a nice beach house full of bad vibes and high-end escort chicks.

   2017, Denis Leary, Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches, unnumbered page

   “What if Markus O'Shea turns out to be none better than that orange jizztrumpet south of the border?”

   2021, Samuel Martin, When the Dead Are Razed, unnumbered page

   Synonyms: fucktrumpet