lacrosstitute

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noun

A person who has sexual relations with one or usually multiple lacrosse player(s).

Scrabble 15

Meanings

nounlacrosstitute (plural lacrosstitutes)

plural lacrosstitutes

  1. slanggenerally derogatoryA person who has sexual relations with one or usually multiple lacrosse player(s).

    It was as we waited on line at the outside window, however, that I realized that maybe this had been a mistake. Off to the side, a bunch of the lacrosstitutes were horsing around, arm wrestling, and chewing tobacco.

    2008, J. M. Steele (the undisclosed pseudonym of two authors), The Taker, page 323
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    At the bar, each group occupies its own place. Lacrosse players (or playas, whichever you prefer) hover on the right side of the bar, near the entrance. If you are lucky (or a lacrosstitute), one of them will order you the Lacrosse Shot, […]

    2006, Natalie Krinsky, Chloe Does Yale, page 38

    "Look around you, Westinghouse. This room is filled with opportunities. These are not the people you party with but the people you impress. ‘Puck fuck, lacrosstitute’ — what the hell is that? You are selling yourself short, Westinghouse. Now act your age and sober the fuck up before ADA Katz comes to shake your hand for being the fine upstanding citizen that you are."

    2009, Sydney Bauer, Alibi

Origin

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APA

lacrosstitute. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/lacrosstitute

MLA

“lacrosstitute.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/lacrosstitute. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “lacrosstitute,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/lacrosstitute.

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