last chicken in the shop

noun

The penis.

Meanings

nounthe last chicken in the shop
  1. euphemisticslangsometimesThe penis.

    […] fellow male travellers complaining of receiving an all too regular sighting of 'the last chicken in the shop' as I paraded around gleefully in the altogether.

    2010, Simon Majumdar, Eat My Globe: One Year to Go Everywhere and Eat Everything
    1 more example

    'What is it with men and their junk?' Swilley said, shaking her head. […] 'Is it me,' McLaren began thoughtfully, head slightly on one side, 'or does it look like—' […] 'The last chicken in the shop?' Lœ said innocently. 'I was just thinking that.'

    2025, Cynthia Harrod-Eagles, Easeful Death

    Synonyms: anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga

Synonyms & antonyms

Origin

From the appearance when dangling.

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