longboi

plural longbois

1. Something long, especially a dog.

   [image of shoes] “They’re stronk they’re thicc they’re longboi.”

   2018 April 3, “Inside Feet: The Shoes That Shoe Us: An Intimate Look at the Shoes of Rutgers”, in The Daily Medium, New Brunswick, N.J.: Rutgers University, page 5

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   Join the Greyhound Adoption League of New Mexico and Texas to meet their adoptable dogs. Scope out these longboi cuties at galtx.org.

   2018 August 22–28, “The Calendar”, in Santa Fe Reporter, volume 45, number 34, page 29

   The new Sonic in Sonic the Hedgehog looks …. great! He looks like he probably should have looked in the first place. This has led to many memes (what a glow-up!), a second round of virality, and lots of goodwill for Paramount, which announced after fan backlash earlier this year that it would redesign Sonic from a longboi human bodysuit freak into the cute lovable hedgehog we remember from our childhoods.

   2019 November 12, Motherboard Staff, “Was the 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Redesign an Elaborate PR Stunt? Motherboard Discusses”, in Vice, archived from the original on 27 Feb 2021

   [image by @mayas_mom19 of two dogs with text] Howmdy frend / henlo / i admire ur lenght^([sic]) / nothing like being a longboi on a sunday mornin

   2020, Doing Things Media, Doggos Doing Things: The Hilarious World of Puppos, Borkers, and Other Good Bois, Running Press, →ISBN

   [image of Long Boi] Hi! I’m longboi, I’m not like your average duck boy who’s going to leave you on bread ha ha ha. Quack up.

   2021 May 10, “Nexus Fake Dating”, in Nexus, volume 54, number 9, page 12

   So I’ve decided I’m going to tell them EVERYTHING – about the king, the invasion, and the longboi robot hunting us.

   2022, Adam Colás, Matthew Braly, “Entry 99”, in Marcy’s Journal: A Guide to Amphibia, TOKYOPOP, →ISBN