love tool

plural love tools · alternative lovetool · alternative love-tool

1. slangvulgarThe penis, namely in sexual contexts.

   And just for the record, I never killed Julia Brunswick. I got that old pedophile George to admit it just before I chopped off his love tool. Poor little Julia never had a chance.

   2015, A.R. Baumann, chapter 35, in Under A Cloud of Rain, Inkshares, page 293

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   And just as she thought she could take no more of his searing torture, Garrick slid down the bed, and with a movement parted her legs and came between them, his enormous love tool filling her with a completeness that left her gasping aloud and clutching him tighter.

   1993, Kathleen Drymon, chapter 21, in Pirate Moon, Zebra Books, page 332

   Her eyes slid to his groin again. Yes, indeed. The faded denim was stretched to its limit now, pushed out by a truly gargantuan erection. It looked to her as if his love tool was primed for action.

   2002, Emma Holly, chapter 14, in Cooking Up A Storm, Black Lace, page 253

   Synonyms: anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga