malparkage

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noun

An act of parking a vehicle illegally.

Scrabble 19

Meanings

nounmalparkage (uncountable)
  1. humorousrareuncountableAn act of parking a vehicle illegally.

    Supposedly, regular mortals have to shell out $50 for presumptuous malparkage among the elite.

    2010 February 8, Sean Michael Ragan, “UC Berkeley has 'Nobel Laureate Only' parking spaces”, in Make, archived from the original on 26 Jan 2021
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    Lisa Simpson (reading letter): Dear motorist. Your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.

    1997 21 September, Ian Maxtone-Graham, "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson", episode 9-1 of The Simpsons, 00:11:46-00:11:59

    Coupled with said customer's malparkage in the handicapped zone right in front of the door, this will usually create an atmosphere of tense, suspect aversion.

    2000 August 20, «tµßeguÿ», “Re: automobile tool definitions”, in 3do.bad-attitude (Usenet)

Origin

From mal- + park + -age. Perhaps introduced in the animated TV series The Simpsons; see Citations:malparkage.

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Translations

German Falschparken
  • FalschparkenAn act of illegal parking
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APA

malparkage. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 2, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/malparkage

MLA

“malparkage.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/malparkage. Accessed November 2, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “malparkage,” accessed November 2, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/malparkage.

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