metric fuckton

plural metric fucktons

1. humorousoftenslangvulgarSynonym of metric shitload.

   They don't want a huge lie and a metric fuckton of stupid mistakes to be made public.

   2020, Lindsay Ellis, Axiom’s End, Titan Books, →ISBN, page 197

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   The whole world cried out, in unison, and demanded that the United States government not kill a metric fuckton of Iraqis. But the Iraqis still died by the metric fuckton.

   2019, Jarett Kobek, Only Americans Burn in Hell, Serpent's Tail, →ISBN, page 246

   We don't like the guns, we can't go any further without spending a metric fuckton of money that we don't have, so we're out of the game, yes? Are we all agreed?

   2020, Charles Stross, Dead Lies Dreaming: Book 1 of the New Management, A new adventure begins in the world of the Laundry Files, Hachette UK, →ISBN, page 154

   Synonyms: metric shitload