muff diver

plural muff divers · alternative muff-diver · alternative muffdiver

1. derogatoryslangvulgarOne who performs cunnilingus.

   Why does your face have the look that Ravola’s had when they caught him, / The muff-diver, getting his beard all wet in Rhodope’s you-know?

   1958, “The Ninth Satire: On the griefs of a career man”, in Rolfe Humphries, transl., The Satires of Juvenal, Indiana University Press, translation of original by Juvenal, →ISBN, page 113

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   DAVE. I do. I’m a Jew (Goes into routine.) Marx told us nothing, Freud told us why. […] Mailer’s a mainstream muff diver, screaming, “Go down, Moses, it’ll clean your teeth!”

   1975, Conrad Bromberg, “Actors”, in Actors and at Home, Dramatists Play Service, Inc.,, →ISBN, page 11

   “New Yoi’kers are nothin’ more than dir-ty, fil-thy, rotten muff-divers! Do you he-ah!” Turning his head slowly, without moving his body, Ober stared at each New Yorker in turn, finishing on my corpulent presence with a deep scowl of disgust. “I’ve ne-vah known one of them who wasn’t…a dir-ty, fil-thy, rotten muff-diver! Nevah!!!”

   2007, Nickolas Vassili, So Much Pleasure, So Little Pain, →ISBN, page 51

   Synonyms: cunnilinguist, carpet muncher

2. derogatoryslangvulgarA lesbian.