Meanings
- CommonwealthInternetIrelandUKrareuncountablevulgarOnline nonsense, rubbish.
[other contributors snippectomied: this in reply to uncle miltie's latest netwank]
1997 March 31, qangashiraz, “Ten commandments”, in alt.abortion (Usenet)2 more examples
Sorry, I know I should let it lie and I will, but this is something a friend sent to me after checking out Chris' ultra pretentious netwank page.
2001 July 5, Chris Lynch, quoting The Guv'nor, “WARNING, BINARY...ALTHOUGH VERY FUNNY”, in free.uk.tv.bigbrother (Usenet)Y'know, I came to this conclusion several posts ago on the topic of the series' merits. Which means, in a beautiful piece of netwank, we've determinedly been arguing two separate debates ever since. Perhaps we're both idiots.
2008 July 11, Velvet Glove, “Why Zob Needs to Watch ANIMATED”, in alt.toys.transformers (Usenet)
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netwank. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/netwank
“netwank.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/netwank. Accessed November 3, 2026.
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