not hit a cow's arse with a banjo

verb

To have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.

Similar
not be able to hit the broad side of a barn
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Meanings

verb
  1. idiomaticslangvulgarTo have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.

    Synonyms: not be able to hit the broad side of a barn

Synonyms & antonyms

verbTo have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.

Similar
not be able to hit the broad side of a barn
Also see
not be able to hit the broad side of a barn
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APA

not hit a cow's arse with a banjo. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/not%20hit%20a%20cow's%20arse%20with%20a%20banjo

MLA

“not hit a cow's arse with a banjo.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/not%20hit%20a%20cow's%20arse%20with%20a%20banjo. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “not hit a cow's arse with a banjo,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/not%20hit%20a%20cow's%20arse%20with%20a%20banjo.

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