pedo-stache

plural pedo-staches · alternative pedostache

1. slangA moustache that resembles one from a stereotypical depiction of a male pedophile in the media.

   With his pedo-stache firmly penciled on, Kline nails the accent, the affectations and the alcoholism.

   2014 September 10, Meg Elison, “Dakota Fanning’s latest flaccidly flops”, in The Daily Californian, University of California, Berkeley

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   Exception to the rule: the pedo-stache, or more recently known as the Crosby-stache. It covers nothing, and qualifies you instantaniously to be on a child offenders list.

   2010, "Single Guy", "Dating Advice From the Single Guy", mathNEWS (University of Waterloo), Volume 114, Issue 1, 24 September 2010, page 9

   However, if you are a young male with a pedo-stache like M, sitting in a café while small children run around your legs is enough to make you feel like Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones.”

   2013 July 29, M & G, “Otago Museum Café”, in Critic, number 17, University of Otago, page 37