pee on someone's Cheerios

present singular third person pees on someone's Cheerios · participle present peeing on someone's Cheerios · participle past peed on someone's Cheerios · past peed on someone's Cheerios

1. alternativeAlternative form of piss in someone's Cheerios.

   Well, I don’t mean to pee on your Cheerios or anything, but you could give it a week or two before you ask her to marry you.

   1998, Steven Womack, Murder Manual, New York, N.Y.: Ballantine Books, published [2008], →ISBN

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   This is Mama’s weekend to work. Working a weekend sure does make her grumpy. She was in such a bad mood this morning, I said, “Mama, who peed on your Cheerios?” Usually when I say that to her, it at least makes her smile. But not this morning.

   2011, Bobbie Pyron, “Abby”, in A Dog’s Way Home, New York, N.Y.: Katherine Tegen Books, →ISBN, page 185

   In a gruff tone, he said, "What's the story on the skull?" Obviously, he wasn't happy about having his Sunday evening interrupted since he was the detective on call that night. / "I don't know anything about it. I told her to take it to the police station since I didn't want to be involved. If I'd known you were the one to catch the case, I would have told her to just bury it in the backyard. Who peed on your Cheerios?"

   2023, J.E. Trent, chapter 2, in Payback Jack (A Kona Jack Vigilante Justice Thriller), [Walua House Publishing], →ISBN