pee on someone's chips

present singular third person pees on someone's chips · participle present peeing on someone's chips · participle past peed on someone's chips · past peed on someone's chips

1. alternativeAlternative form of piss on someone's chips.

   “Does the d.n.a match?” / “Sorry to pee on yer chips boss, but no!”

   2014, Marcus Foxwell [pseudonym; Mark J. Edwards], “Collateral Damage”, in Revengeance & Death Row Rejects, MJ3, →ISBN

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   ‘Well, mate, ten out of ten for sheer brass neck,’ I said, ‘but, without wishing to pee on your chips straight away, mightn’t it be an idea to have a contingency plan just, you know, in the unlikely event of getting a reply of the “bog off, peasants, ’er Majesty’s on ’er break” variety?’

   2004, Erica Munro, chapter 1, in Guilty Feet, London: Piatkus, →ISBN, page 18

   Well, sorry to pee on your chips, but I somehow don’t think you’re going to cop off with him tonight. Not here, in front of everybody – I don’t think it’s going to be that kind of party.

   2007, Catherine Robinson, chapter 17, in Fat Chance, London: Scholastic Children’s Books, →ISBN, page 267

   Dr Morlock stopped smiling. Now she looked like I’d peed on her chips. Except she probably didn’t eat chips. Peed on her lettuce, then.

   2011, Dermot Milligan [pseudonym; Anthony McGowan], “Tuesday 5 September”, in The Donut Diaries, London: Corgi Books, →ISBN, page 8

   “Hi,” she said, as she approached him, trying to be as friendly as possible. He looked at her as if she had just peed on his chips.

   2013, Gez Walsh, chapter 9, in Diva Dave and Fat Sue (Twisted Minds; 3), Huddersfield, West Yorkshire: The King’s England Press, →ISBN, page 118

   They looked at the demon’s body as it floated face down in the pond below, bowler hat bobbing next to her in the water. / ‘Um . . . ?’ said Elgar. / ‘What’s wrong?’ asked Ignatius. / ‘Well, not wanting to pee on your chips, Zorro,’ said Elgar, ‘but aren’t there three of these things?’

   2013, Hilton Pashley, “The Battle of Hobbes End”, in Gabriel’s Clock, London: Andersen Press, →ISBN, page 160