penii

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A form of penis — The male erectile reproductive organ used for sexual intercourse that in the human male and other placental mammals is also used for urination; the tubular portion of the external male genitalia (excluding the scrotum).

Scrabble 7

Meanings

noun
  1. humoroushypercorrectnonstandardoftenpluralproscribedplural of penis

    More dog willies. What’s with the penis? Why so many penii?

    2007 May 6, Stefan Gates, “Taboo foods”, in Cooking in the Danger Zone, BBC
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    To further the comparison, not only are some men's penii (plural) larger, you can't exercise a penis to make it bigger

    1991 August 22, "eiverso",, "Flat-chested female characters (was Re: Overweight characters)", rec.arts.comics, Usenet

    [T]he United States Supreme Court had determined […] that artificial testicles were kosher under this law, but prosthetic penii clearly were not.

    1997, Matt Ruff, Tom Stoppard, Sewer, Gas and Electric: The Public Works Trilogy, reprint edition, Grove Press, published 2004, page 67
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APA

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