piece of crumpet

plural pieces of crumpet

1. slangA very sexually desirable woman.

   She's a piece of crumpet, that one.

   3 more examples

   You think he's going to risk all this for a piece of crumpet?

   1993, David French, Silver Dagger, →ISBN, page 21

   Thanks for photos. You're turning into a lovely piece of crumpet.

   2000, Gerald Hammond, Into the Blue, →ISBN, page 57

   Looking at that picture you'd just say she was a nice piece of crumpet.

   2007, Sydney J. Bounds, Murder in Space, page 40

   Synonyms: beautiful woman