pocketpussy

plural pocketpussies

1. vulgarAn artificial vagina used for masturbation.

   ... pocketpussy humping PERVERT.

   2007, x-kat, Re: Vh1 "I Love New York" PantyGate Whinekrew: Anatomy of a Beatdown, alt.troll-busters

   4 more examples

   We started to laugh as t-rope pulled out a little pocketpussy and threw it at AJ.

   1997 August 26, The Cartoons That Curse [username], “AJ slurps fat rod all night”, in alt.music.hardcore (Usenet)

   theyre like jerking off with a pocketpussy lubed with earwax.

   1999, cbianco, Re: Sex Rationing or Just Bad Lovers, soc.singles

   i remember the first time i was flippin through the channels and saw that old lady holding a pocketpussy….LOL…

   2004 March 5, Karen, “Re: OT insomnia.....”, in alt.music.pearl-jam (Usenet)

   Nice meltdown tinkerbell, do you have a date with your pocketpussy tonight?

   2007 June 10, therudedog3 [username], “Re: VH1 Pantygate Whinekrew: Truth Xkat??”, in alt.flame (Usenet)

   Synonyms: fleshlight, penis sleeve