pork sword

plural pork swords

1. slangvulgarThe penis.

   ...John's manhood is more cocktail stick than pork sword

   1999, Mark Simpson, It's a Queer World: Deviant Adventures in Pop Culture, page 81

   4 more examples

   'Yes,' screamed the patient hysterically, 'I mean penis, prick, pork sword, knob, the lot. What's it matter...

   1973, Tom Sharpe, Indecent Exposure

   I wanted to make it very clear I wasn't 'interested in only one thing', i.e., 'burying my pork sword'. Basically, I didn't want to be judged/attacked for wanting sex.

   1997, Daniel DuBois, “South Bay beware! Weirdo alert! (Was :Re: Sex, marriage, conflict...)”, in soc.singles (Usenet)

   ...is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...

   1998, Judy Hodgson, alt.fan.suzanne-sutherland in alt.fan.jerry-springer http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.jerry-springer/browse_frm/thread/e95df5ba1ad4aef4/ef43232a3e722435?lnk=st&q=%22pork+sword%22&rnum=14&hl=en#ef43232a3e722435

   He stood there with a big silly grin on his face and let Price's dirty mind take the bait. 'Lets just say it gets dreadfully boring in quarantine.' he smiled. 'You dirty bugger, she saves you from a samurai sword and you thank her with the pork sword!' laughed Price.

   2004, Peter J Krebs, Operation Sleeping Dragon, page 270