procrasturbate

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verb

To procrastinate by masturbating.

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Meanings

verbprocrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)

present singular third person procrasturbates · participle present procrasturbating · participle past procrasturbated · past procrasturbated

  1. intransitiveslangvulgarTo procrastinate by masturbating.

    "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.

    2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6
    1 more example

    What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?

    2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Television), Jon Stewart (actor)
  2. intransitiveslangvulgarTo procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.

Origin

Blend of procrastinate + masturbate.

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APA

procrasturbate. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/procrasturbate

MLA

“procrasturbate.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/procrasturbate. Accessed November 3, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “procrasturbate,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/procrasturbate.

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