pull someone's plonker

present singular third person pulls someone's plonker · participle present pulling someone's plonker · participle past pulled someone's plonker · past pulled someone's plonker

1. UKslangvulgarTo masturbate (someone).

   Last night I lay in bed and pulled my plonker, It did me good, I knew it would, […]

   c. 1920s, “Last Night I Lay in Bed”, in Alan Bold, editor, The Bawdy Beautiful: The Sphere Book of Improper Verse, London: Sphere Books, published 1979, →OCLC, page 128

2. UKslangvulgarSynonym of pull someone's leg (“to tease or goad someone by jokingly lying to them”).

   […] I said, ‘Given that you’ve denied in print that you’re a screaming woofter, how d’you account for the little Filipino back-door boy you’ve had in your trendy mews flat all night?’ And he says ‘Are you pulling my plonker! I don’t know what you’re on about.’

   1985, Doug Lucie, “Progress”, in Progress & Hard Feelings, London: Methuen Publishing, →ISBN, act I, scene iv, page 22

   Synonyms: pull someone's leg