schlockey

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noun

A box game variant of ice hockey, for two players, with two blade-less "schtick" sticks, a puck, a wooden box with two, three, or five slotted dividers, representing pass/shot opposition for the (possible) middle divider(s), and the goal slots for the two end dividers.

Scrabble 23

Meanings

nounschlockey (uncountable)
  1. CanadauncountableA box game variant of ice hockey, for two players, with two blade-less "schtick" sticks, a puck, a wooden box with two, three, or five slotted dividers, representing pass/shot opposition for the (possible) middle divider(s), and the goal slots for the two end dividers.

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Origin

Punning blend of schlocky + hockey. From being an inferior variant of ice hockey.

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APA

schlockey. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/schlockey

MLA

“schlockey.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/schlockey. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “schlockey,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/schlockey.

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