shitpuddle

plural shitpuddles

1. humorousslangvulgarA rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person.

   I would've thought they'd at least give you a replacement for that walking shitpuddle you call a wife.

   2015, Ian Tregillis, The Mechanical, Orbit, →ISBN

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   Beating up on shitpuddles like you is comparable to a basic food group in alt.peeves, and you're just a name at the end of the list.

   1998 January 17, Notorious P.I.G. [username], “Re: Vinnie's Birthday”, in alt.peeves (Usenet)

   If you would stop trying to tell people who they can reply to and what they can talk about in an unmoderated newsgroup, you probably wouldn't *have* troll problems, you illiterate, repetitive shitpuddle.

   1999 April 15, Flaagg [username], “Re: cuban's ONE irritating trait”, in alt.flame (Usenet)