shlurp

present singular third person shlurps · participle present shlurping · participle past shlurped · past shlurped

1. alternativehumorousAlternative form of slurp.

   […] I plunked my winecork opener into his left orb and shlurped it out of his socket.

   1998 January 8, K-THUDD!!, “ALL ANIMATORS MUST DIE!!”, in alt.tasteless (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

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   If you're going to shlurp the only half-decent usenet^([sic]) dude who's ever given you any attention, Zandy, at least stop gargling with battery acid. I'm in fear for the man.

   2000 March 23, esaeger, “Martin Hannigan, stalker of women and children, slurps Victor Negron. Again.”, in alt.feminazis (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   So you've thought about slurping someone? Before or after you SHLURPED the people I listed? LUZER.

   2000 April 4, Eric W. Saeger, “AbbaDabba KneeGrow in Jail”, in alt.flame (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   Seeing the Explorer symbol all of a sudden appear in your vision among the tinted 'try to see through THIS' window and big butt-end of painted metal isn't very comforting to me, especially if I manage to get around front and see someone who is probably sitting on a dictionary to see over the dash and is busily nattering on a Nokia or shlurping a Starbucks.

   2001 March 6, David Keenan, “SF Chron: Unsafe Trucks to Enter California from Mexico”, in ba.transportation (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   Anyone dumb enough to be fighting Vigs in a group of 32s deserves the wipeout they get. [shlurp]

   2002 January 31, Koneg, “Why Equipment Is Over Rated^([sic])”, in alt.games.dark-age-of-camelot (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   Yeah, juicy fruits like grapes, oranges, watermelon or grapefruit...I love when he shlurps these up and licks and licks, and then washes his face.

   2003 June 4, Arlette & Cocoa, “Cutest thing your bunny does while eating.”, in alt.pets.rabbits (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

plural shlurps

1. alternativehumorousAlternative form of slurp.

   > whooosh! I think it's more of a shlurp.

   2011 February 20, Thomas, “Proud Dad!”, in uk.rec.motorcycles (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

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   I keep meaning to unscrew the tension thingy, but somehow it never gets done. A few squirts of WD40 in the bindings, a shlurp of wax on the bases, and into the cupboard they go.

   1999 May 11, Richard Walsh, quoting Anthea, “The sheep in the living room”, in rec.skiing.alpine (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   Ohhh, a transparent sidestep and a shlurp all in one sentence. How DO you make being lame so efficient?

   2000 February 16, Father H. J. O'Blivion, Dkr. KOF, “Knighthood in Cyberspace?”, in alt.culture.knights (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   'ang on a minute! What's the difference between minced meat and mincemeat??? AFAIK, they're both what others call 'ground beef'! The way to make a 'mincemeat pie' (or 'mince pie' or 'meat pie') is to brown a heap of minced beef in a frypan along with some onion, mushroom, mixed herbs, worcerstershire^([sic]) sauce and a shlurp of red wine.

   2001 August 29, Kim Brown, “this Befuddling English Language (fwd)”, in rec.crafts.textiles.needlework (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026

   LOL! A bite of pie, a shlurp of my weener, a bite of pie, a shlurp of my weener.... that was her coffee break. Good thing she didn't go for sips of coffee too.... then I'd be writing you about 2nd degree burns.

   2009 November 23, Dr. Phineas J. Martian, “Attn: SubGenius Stain Expurt”, in alt.slack (Usenet), archived from the original on 16 Jan 2026