slappable

comparative more slappable · superlative most slappable

1. Suitable for slapping.

   He's the quintessential slappable fat nerd trying to sound like a hard-ass.

   2008, Jim Norton, I Hate Your Guts

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   A mere glimpse of this 25-year-old's delicious olive skin — along with that wonderfully round, slappable ass; thick, wet lips, and huge, seemingly painted-on ruby eyes — would make any cadaver (with even half a stiffness in him) bubble his preservatives […]

   2002, Anthony Petkovich, The X factory: inside the American hardcore film industry

   Chair was not a picture, it was a felt shape, slappable, which didn't bounce back, with one kind of acoustic for molded plastic, another for vinyl, another for cloth, another for wood.

   2003, Donna Williams, Exposure anxiety — the invisible cage