smelly freckle

plural smelly freckles

1. slangvulgarThe anus.

   You stick your smelly freckle in, you stick your smelly freckle out

   2002, Kevin Bloody Wilson, “The Browneye Medley”, in Let Loose Live in the Outback

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   QUESTION: Have you ever had ANY contact with Contact Singapore? Cos' if you havent,^([sic]) you're talking thru your smelly freckle --> (_*_)

   2001 January 12, m0bius [username], “Re: The Angmorisation of Singapore”, in soc.culture.singapore (Usenet)

   Before anyone says I know I need to get out more and I will be watching next week as it is more heartening than yet another news report on a bloke at an airport with a grenade up his smelly freckle!!

   2003 February 14, notme [username], “Chuckle Brothers”, in uk.media.tv.misc (Usenet)