Meanings
- humoroushypercorrectpluralplural of smurf
Why don't you like the smurves? The smurves are our friiends!
1998 March 21, User6, “Porn pics of the devil worshipping smurfs”, in alt.fan.teen.idols (Usenet), retrieved 30 Aug 20222 more examples
Llamas sit around all day doing what appears to be nothing while us humans run around working our butts off to stay afloat in society. I mean, llamas can survive simply by standing around, chewing hay and spitting at passerbys whilst plotting how to take over the world with their Smurf friends. Can you do that? I didn't think so. And Smurves. They were able to get a few years worth of air time on TV. Have you ever had your own show? Again, I didn't think so. All of this leads to the inevitable conclusion that llamas and Smurves are smarter than humans.
1999 January 29, Smurf, “Smurves & Llamas”, in alt.religion.kibology (Usenet), retrieved 30 Aug 2022"I see smurves and I see milves because of wolves and of elves." -BC
2008 February 18, Frank Masterson, “happy president's day”, in alt.punk (Usenet), retrieved 26 Jun 2022
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smurves. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/smurves
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