snippy snip

plural snippy snips

1. humorousA cut or incision.

   The problem with Barb's haircuts is her hair stylist cuts her hair with a microscope. He goes, "A snippy snip here, and a snippy snip there—that will be 30 dollars, please."

   1999, Chuck Snyder, Barb Snyder, Incompatibility: Still Grounds for a Great Marriage, Sisters, Oregon: Multnomah Publishers, →ISBN, page 157

   1. euphemistichumorousspecificallyA vasectomy.

      Coitus interruptus moments. Got me thinking I need a snippy snip. Vasectomy.

      2018 May 2, David Schneiderman, Beast Mode, archived from the original on 10 Jun 2023, act 1

      3 more examples

      So then, women get to force you guys to have a vasectomy. Fair is fair, right? Legally *force* you to go in for a little snippy snip?

      2003 January 31, Sharon B, “Martha's quest for male abandoners, was Re: Father abandons newborn; was Re: Abandonment or Death”, in soc.men (Usenet)

      Imagine having an unwanted baby while unemployed or stretched to the max with bills. That would suck big time.... far worse than having a small snippy snip.

      2005 December 14, John van Gurp, “Vasectomy”, in hfx.general (Usenet)

      Dr. Warren also suggested that if I'm not thinking of having anymore children, then Bill should go for the snippy snip.

      2010, Sharon S. Hart, Becoming Part of the Ribbon: My Personal Journey, Xlibris Corporation, →ISBN, page 33