spaghettificate

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verb

To spaghettify.

Scrabble 26

Meanings

verbspaghettificate (third-person singular simple present spaghettificates, present participle spaghettificating, simple past and past participle spaghettificated)

present singular third person spaghettificates · participle present spaghettificating · participle past spaghettificated · past spaghettificated

  1. ambitransitivenonstandardrarechiefly non-native speakers' EnglishastrophysicsTo spaghettify.

    Except when it dilates and spaghettificates or panificates.

    2019 December 9, Ehren Bates, “IF space changes in size or contracts...”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026
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    This is plain wrong. As soon the lab touch the horizon, it gets spaghettificated.

    2014 December 14, Gaston Olmsted, “angles in GR”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026

    Thus, once given a super-massive a Black Hole, a place to contain all that matter is required by convention. Likewise, it gets super-rigid and must have a surface, along which everything gets spaghettificated.

    2015 January 4, Matt Richter, “We can't just "shut-up and calculate"”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026

    As I understood it must get spaghettificated or ripped apart before entering whatever that. Consequently, on the other side cannot possibly resemble a complete human.

    2015 August 29, Margarita Cibulkova, “Black Holes, Portals to a PARALLEL Universes”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026

    Impossible. You contradict yourself. The stuff falling gets first spaghettificated or panificated at its surface due the strong gradient. It has nothing to do with "gravity strength" which is not even a part of relativity.

    2018 August 21, Jed Sosebee, “GR is wrong at a maximum BH gravity”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026

Origin

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APA

spaghettificate. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/spaghettificate

MLA

“spaghettificate.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/spaghettificate. Accessed November 3, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “spaghettificate,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/spaghettificate.

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