Meanings
present singular third person spaghettificates · participle present spaghettificating · participle past spaghettificated · past spaghettificated
- ambitransitivenonstandardrarechiefly non-native speakers' EnglishastrophysicsTo spaghettify.
Except when it dilates and spaghettificates or panificates.
2019 December 9, Ehren Bates, “IF space changes in size or contracts...”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 20264 more examples
This is plain wrong. As soon the lab touch the horizon, it gets spaghettificated.
2014 December 14, Gaston Olmsted, “angles in GR”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026Thus, once given a super-massive a Black Hole, a place to contain all that matter is required by convention. Likewise, it gets super-rigid and must have a surface, along which everything gets spaghettificated.
2015 January 4, Matt Richter, “We can't just "shut-up and calculate"”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026As I understood it must get spaghettificated or ripped apart before entering whatever that. Consequently, on the other side cannot possibly resemble a complete human.
2015 August 29, Margarita Cibulkova, “Black Holes, Portals to a PARALLEL Universes”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026Impossible. You contradict yourself. The stuff falling gets first spaghettificated or panificated at its surface due the strong gradient. It has nothing to do with "gravity strength" which is not even a part of relativity.
2018 August 21, Jed Sosebee, “GR is wrong at a maximum BH gravity”, in sci.physics.relativity (Usenet), archived from the original on 02 Jul 2026
Origin
Back-formation from spaghettification.
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