spork

plural sporks

1. An eating utensil shaped like a spoon, the bowl of which is divided into tines like those of a fork, and so has the function of both implements; some sporks have a serrated edge so they can also function as a knife.

   Synonyms: foon, fopoon, fpoon

present singular third person sporks · participle present sporking · participle past sporked · past sporked

1. transitiveTo move or impale (food etc.) with a spork.

   She was sporking up her food with the kind of relish Jennifer had rarely seen at three star restaurants.

   2002, Olivia Goldsmith, Pen pals

   1 more example

   Now, obviously, most of this sporking is facetious, done purely for humorous intent (none of the eyeballs being sporked were in news reports), but the phenomenon of the weaponized spork is one that passed lexicographers and language researchers by until we saw the corpus evidence.

   2007 July 29, Erin McKean, “Corpus”, in New York Times