square root of fuck all

noun

Absolutely nothing.

Meanings

nounthe square root of fuck all (uncountable)
  1. UKderogatoryrareslanguncountablevulgarAbsolutely nothing.

    For months, all things in Bobby's life had amounted to the square root of fuck all. Stan sat endlessly on his butt, doing the square root of fuck all. How much dishwashing soap was left? The square root of fuck all.

    2011, Gordon W. Dale, Fool's Republic, page 167
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    Nuclear power could save us, but the same people who won't let us burn coal also won't let us use nuclear because it might, possibly be dangerous if something bad happened, leaving us with the square root of fuck all to power our homes.

    2012, Dean Crawford, Immortal
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