squish mitten

noun

The vagina.

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Meanings

nounsquish mitten (plural squish mittens)

plural squish mittens

  1. slangvulgarThe vagina.

    Coop shakes his head. "Oh, you poor, naive little boys. That's a shot of her squish mitten."

    2012, Don Calame, Call the Shots, Candlewick Press, →ISBN, page 334
    2 more examples

    Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play? James Wilson: She's a friend. Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.

    2007 April 17, Sara Hess et al, "Act Your Age", episode 3-19 of House, 00:20:12

    She warned them that unless they wanted to see a lot of gushing birth fluids and a pregnant woman's squish-mitten, then they would stay outside. Both men looked a little green at that warning, or maybe it was her vagina euphemism, […]

    2015, Sarah Leyton, Defending Nora, Siren Publishing, →ISBN, page 102

Synonyms & antonyms

Also see
vagina
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APA

squish mitten. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/squish%20mitten

MLA

“squish mitten.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/squish%20mitten. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “squish mitten,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/squish%20mitten.

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