suck cheese

present singular third person sucks cheese · participle present sucking cheese · participle past sucked cheese · past sucked cheese

1. euphemisticslangstativeTo be of terrible quality.

   ... stories about people who remember walking in and thinking, “This place is a death trap,” but I've never run across an anecdote of someone saying, “I was just whispering to the person next to me that the show really sucked cheese.

   2013 September 8, Adam Selzer, The Ghosts of Chicago: The Windy City's Most Famous Haunts, Llewellyn Worldwide, →ISBN, page 19

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   Anna assured me that the band was pretty bad, as jazz bands went—in fact, her exact words were that they “sucked cheese"—but I'd never felt so sophisticated in my entire life. “This is the life,” I said. “Hanging out in the city,[…]

   2008 April 8, Adam Selzer, Pirates of the Retail Wasteland, Delacorte Press, →ISBN, page 196

   Synonyms: suck balls