swass

plural swasses

1. CanadaUScountableslanguncountableA sweaty ass (buttocks).

   Wipe off the machines after you use them. No one wants to breathe in your swass!

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   I, Christopher Eskin, leave to SB Mtn. Dew. Mike 'n' Ikes, and peace with KE; CH a keeper and less injuries; AD less swass, "at least" and NY; DI an empty playground; RH "at least," pie, + NY; KB and KE my love and friendship; KM my attitude; KL a phonecall; GJ some bass; MB a strike; JS a golf lesson; and AS a tray.

   1997, “Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1997”, in The Shipbuilder, Norwell, M.A.: Norwell High School, page 92, column 2

   Dragging our swasses out of the Hillview — which, in the end, proved safe and clean and secure — we hailed a taxi and headed through the African night, my mind good and twisted after thirteen hours of travel.

   2007, Dave Bidini, Around the World in 57 1/2 Gigs, Toronto, Ont.: Emblem, published 2008, →ISBN, page 228

   Dash Riprock writes in with a question about his anus: "Embarassing^([sic]) but sometimes my anus gets chapped and it hurts like fuk^([sic])... i think it's just from sweating alot^([sic]) cause i'm a good wiper... Why the feck does that happen to me, not down with this painful swass."

   2016 July 6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke, “SOLUTION FOR A SWEATY ANUS”, in uk.rec.driving (Usenet)

   While discussing her husband Cash Warren and his apparel company Pair of Thieves, Alba revealed the Pair of Thieves underwear line comes with a no "swass" guarantee.

   2016 August 27, Christopher Rosen, “Jessica Alba explains 'swass' to Jimmy Fallon”, in Entertainment Weekly, New York, N.Y.: Dotdash Meredith, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 18 Jun 2024

   Because it's a political statement, today, to say: I am happy. I am one hundred per cent committed to my own happiness. Above all else. It's the new free love, but with less swass. Right, great. Me too!

   2018, Shilo Jones, On the Up, [Toronto, Ont.]: McClelland & Stewart, →ISBN, page 132