table-ender

noun

An act of sexual intercourse performed on or against a table.

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Meanings

nountable-ender (plural table-enders)

plural table-enders

  1. UKslangAn act of sexual intercourse performed on or against a table.

    Banging my balls on your bum, / A table-ender is much better, for sure, / You can breathe, for a start, plus you're not squashed, / And I love it, because I can see more, / Than if I'm on top, with you flattened beneath, […]

    2 more examples

    […] a table-ender at supper-time.' Dod nodded thoughtfully: 'Providing there wasn't any castors on the table, like. I used to know a deckie in Hull that got a double rupture because he forgot to saw the castors off […]

    1971, James Wood, The Friday Run, page 47

    a table-ender threesome with Emeril Lagasse and Jamie Oliver

    2010, Alexis Munier, The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words
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APA

table-ender. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 2, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/table-ender

MLA

“table-ender.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/table-ender. Accessed November 2, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “table-ender,” accessed November 2, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/table-ender.

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