time vampire

noun

A person, obligation, or activity that drains one's time; a time-waster.

Meanings

nountime vampire (plural time vampires)

plural time vampires

  1. derogatoryinformalA person, obligation, or activity that drains one's time; a time-waster.

    TV is the biggest time vampire in our culture.

    2001, Ted Broer, Maximum Fat Loss
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    The telephone is to time vampires what blood banks are to real vampires.

    1994, Davida Jean Weinberg, Reciprocity Reconsidered, page 287

    Believe it or not, a "gentle clue" to a time vampire is the equivalent of a two-by-four over the head for most people.

    2004, Shaun Belding, Winning with the Customer from Hell, page 184

    The night is a time-vampire as far as taking care of your skin goes.

    2005, Judy Steinberg, Raechel Donahue, The Ropes: Girls Have the Rules, Women Know the Ropes, page 159

    That any systematic critique of the capitalist employer as time vampire is thereby short-circuited is plain.

    2013, T. Ferguson, Victorian Time: Technologies, Standardizations, Catastrophes, page 24

    Yes, the apps on your computer and phone are the biggest time vampires of all time.

    2020, Brent Spencer, A Handbook for the Online Student: Learning in Difficult Times
  2. literatureA variety of vampire that feeds off time or potential years of life.

    Do you mean that Jarmyn Thanatos is some kind of a— a time vampire?

    1997, Brad Strickland, John Bellairs, The Bell, the Book and the Spellbinder
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    “I'm a time vampire,” Loretta Vampireclanso-called-jiangshi said. “I can take time from people, or give it away.”

    2017, Emily Martha Sorensen, Trials of a Teenage Werevulture

    But I was laying low, and vampires can't always be choosers, even time vampires.

    2023, Eileen Merriman, Time's Raven

Origin

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