Meanings
- Internethumorousnot comparableOne's current age (to the day).
2018 September 1, Spohr, Mike, “19 Mind-Blowing Things People Learned When They Were "Today Years Old"”, in BuzzFeed, archived from the original on 11 August 2020.
3 more examples
He was four years old when he learned that toads are different from frogs, but he was today years old when he learned that the mutual exclusiveness of that distinction is only a matter of folk taxonomy, not scientific taxonomy.
My word. I can't believe I was today years old when I first heard of this.
2019 July 3, Jaimie Vandenbergh, “OT Jeff Bezos: Forget Mars, humans will live in these free-floating space pod colonies”, in rec.arts.sf.written (Usenet), message-ID <ubunhelmhocu69hg4h0f28koec2au11j8p@4ax.com>Steve was today years old when he learned not to guess at a woman’s weight.
2020 May 5, Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!, “Admissions of Things You Ought to Have Known But Did Not: A Thread”, in RBW Owners Bunch (Usenet), message-ID <4C0F9CD0-262B-4D76-8485-411F4C33286A@gmail.com>
Translations
Chinese Mandarin 今天才知道
- 今天才知道 (jīn tiān cái zhī dào)one's age on the current day
Finnish tänäänvuotias
- tänäänvuotiasone's age on the current day
Hindi आज की उम्र में पता चला, आज की आयु में पता चला
- आज की उम्र में पता चला (āj kī umra mẽ patā calā)one's age on the current day
- आज की आयु में पता चला (āj kī āyu mẽ patā calā)one's age on the current day
Japanese 今日で〇〇歳, 今日初めて知った
- 今日で〇〇歳 (kyō de XX sai)one's age on the current day
- 今日初めて知った (kyō hajimete shitta)one's age on the current day
Cite this entry
today years old. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/today%20years%20old
“today years old.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/today%20years%20old. Accessed November 5, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “today years old,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/today%20years%20old.
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