todger

plural todgers

1. AustraliaCanadaNew ZealandUKcolloquialA penis.

   2011, Calvin Wade, Forever Is Over, AuthorHouse, UK, page 8, As stated previously, boys think with their todgers and I had become a decent looking young girl, so I naturally understood my vagina had magnetic charms to a penis.

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   2005, Alexis James, Into the Woods: Erotic Fairytales and Other Stories, Lulu, US, page 150, A virgin you are and a virgin you will remain until your 18th birthday, whereupon you shall crave your first cock, taste your first todger, knuzzle your first knob and this shall be your undoing.

   2008, Ashley Hames, Sin Cities: Adventures of a Sex Reporter, Tonto Books, UK, page 66, I′ve even been in bed with a girl who, on clapping her eyes on my todger, looked up at me. ‘Your willy′s not very big is it?’ she said.

   I showed him my todger, softened by Elizabeth Arden.

   2023, Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Spare, Penguin Random House, →ISBN

   Synonyms: tadger, anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby

1. A male nickname.

   Will you box Todger Fairmile if I put him on to you?

   1905, George Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara

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   "TODGER" - it hardly seems a name To claim a place on the scroll of fame; 'Tis a hero's name, all the same. He's Thomas A. Jones officially, But "Todger" is the name that he goes by

   1917, William Hathorn Mills, War-ballads and Verses