touches grass

A form of touch grass — To spend time outside, off of the Internet. Used in the imperative to suggest that someone is out of touch with reality, and should gain some real-world perspective.

Meanings

verb
  1. indicativepresentsingularthird personthird-person singular simple present indicative of touch grass
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touches grass. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/touches%20grass

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Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “touches grass,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/touches%20grass.

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