trouser department

noun

A man's penis, or its attributes.

Meanings

nounthe trouser department
  1. euphemisticA man's penis, or its attributes.

    From what Mel had said about Garth's attributes in the trouser department, he'd keep falling over his own equipment.

    1991, Maeve Haran, Having It All
    3 more examples

    Rose wondered if there was something wrong with him in the trouser department. There was a thing her father used to say about boys pulling their foreskin back or it wouldn't work properly when the time came.

    1997, Alina Reyes, David Watson, Behind Closed Doors

    The Hummersexual is a man so devoid of attractiveness, and so lacking in the trouser department that he only has a chance of getting laid by getting behind the wheel of the biggest, most ridiculously oversized and overpriced passenger vehicle money can buy

    2009, Kate Copstick, Jamie Maclean, Sex and the Recession

    And I know the location of a treasure so splendid that just breathing its name in your ear will bring tears of joy to your eyes and a definite bulge in the trouser department.

    2010, Simon R. Green, The Good, the Bad, and the Uncanny

Translations

Finnish housuosasto
  • housuosastoeuphemism of man's penis formed with "trousers" and "department"
Polish sprzęt
  • sprzęteuphemism of man's penis formed with "trousers" and "department"
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