turdette

plural turdettes

1. diminutiveinformalmildlyrarevulgarDiminutive of turd.

   They are turdettes. Little droppings off a large item.

   1998 June 24, Christine Haverly, “...dots...”, in alt.society.boomers (Usenet), archived from the original on 06 Feb 2026

   5 more examples

   If your mother knew she had pushed you out amongst her blood, sweat and torn perineum simply in order to have Deja News be able to record the fact that you have posted 175 similar turdettes to alt.teens, alt.music.smash-pumpkins, alt.guitar.amps, alt.kids-talk and so on […]

   1998 December 23, Jorhae The Paver, quoting Proctalgia, “Burning Down The House (news)”, in alt.tasteless (Usenet), archived from the original on 06 Feb 2026

   Well, hell, who's going to clean up this mess? There are little PoHo turdettes simply *everywhere*. Look, over in that corner she even had the squirts when you asked her to produce proof that I RLd her.

   2002 August 22, Lady Taker, “Anyone know if this guy is a good attorney for bankruptcy?”, in alt.true-crime (Usenet), archived from the original on 06 Feb 2026

   In an attempt to ward off unwelcome persons, he once surrounded his house with dog turds, head to toe. It took him a week to complete the circle, and he enlisted the help of Kiki to finish off the chain with a couple of decorational turdettes.

   2002 December 5, timbo:-), “Timmy's fact file”, in alt.uk.noseypakers (Usenet), archived from the original on 06 Feb 2026

   MAY YOUR TURDS TURN INTO TURDETTES, THAT TURNS INTO CONSTIPATION, THAT TURNS INTO INWARD FARTING, THAT BLOWS

   2004 April 28, Cameron Smithes, “torresD30@hotmail.com ASSHOLE. HARRY HOPE IS HIS HERO.”, in soc.culture.puerto-rico (Usenet), archived from the original on 06 Feb 2026

   Ernie the only method you've ever perfected is eating a turd without it breaking into turdettes.

   2005 October 5, Russ H., “A reminder”, in alt.baldspot (Usenet), archived from the original on 06 Feb 2026

   Synonyms: shitlet, turdlet