twat

plural twats · alternative tw*t · alternative tw@ · alternative tw@t

1. slangvulgarThe vagina or vulva.

   That you wanna get with, lick up in my twat / Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom-poom

   1996, “No Time”, in Hard Core, performed by Lil' Kim ft. Puff Daddy

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   Come on back to my place / And loosen up your belt / We can order a pizza / While you finger yourself / It don't bother me none / That you smell like piss / I'm gonna lay my head back / And give your twat a kiss / Sit on my face, cause I ain't too picky / And ride my mouth till your pussy gets sticky and all

   2016, Wheeler Walker Jr., “Sit On My Face”, in Redneck Shit (Comedy Country), Nashville, Tennessee

2. CommonwealthIrelandUKoffensiveslangvulgarA contemptible and stupid person; an idiot.

   "LARGE MOCHA TO GO, MEDIUM CHAI FOR HERE, YOU TWATS"

   2009, Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content (webcomic), Number 1433: Sweet Distraction

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   At 4pm, the phone went. It was The Sun: 'We hear your daughter's been expelled for cheating at her school exams...' She'd made a remark to a friend at the end of the German exam and had been pulled up for talking. As they left the exam room, she muttered that the teacher was a 'twat'. He heard and flipped—a pretty stupid thing to do, knowing the kids were tired and tense after exams. Instead of dropping it, the teacher complained to the Head and Deb was carpeted.

   1992 June 24, Edwina Currie, Diary

present singular third person twats · participle present twatting · participle past twatted · past twatted · alternative tw*t · alternative tw@ · alternative tw@t

1. CommonwealthslangtransitivevulgarTo hit, slap.

   "Umbridge'll twat him into next week."

   2005, S. J. Smith, Joe Public

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   Arnold Rimmer: What are we gonna do? Dave Lister: Well, I say let's get out there and twat it!

   1989, Red Dwarf, series III, episode 3 (Polymorph)

   "I'd love to twat her over the head with this. What d'ya reckon?" "She'd certainly bleed a lot."

   2006, Martyn J. Pass, Dani Pass, Waiting for Red

   That's the only time I have been twatted by someone.

   2007, Mark Button, Security Officers And Policing: Powers, Culture and Control in the Governance of Private Space