unfuck

present singular third person unfucks · participle present unfucking · participle past unfucked · past unfucked

1. slangtransitivevulgarTo correct or fix (a mistake or problem).

   Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

   1987, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr, Gustav Hasford, Full Metal Jacket, spoken by Hartman (R. Lee Ermey)

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   An unemployed, starving artist couldn't turn her back on that kind of money. Not to mention that this could be a chance to unfuck my life.

   2007, Anne Frasier, Garden of Darkness, Onyx, →ISBN, page 19

   Before long, this habit leads to…well, to the exact situation in my kitchen that took me three 20/10s to unfuck last week.

   2017 January 24, Beth Skwarecki, “Unf*ck Your Habitat Got Me to Finally Start Cleaning My House”, in Lifehacker

   All sound ideas, no question, except Unfuck the World was so popular that once people had seen that sticker, they didn’t want the other three. They just wanted to grab the world and unfuck it.

   2023 June 26, Zoe Williams, “Perv-O-Shine and sleep vaping: 23 things I learned about the world – and myself – at Glastonbury 2023”, in The Guardian, →ISSN

2. transitivevulgarTo notionally undo the act of copulation with (a person) or its consequences.

   I wish I could unfuck my evil ex-situationship.

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   "I won't do it again. I won't! You'll see. I have to prove that. I have to prove it to myself." "You can't unfuck him Donna."

   1982, Marge Piercy, Braided Lives, →ISBN, page 269

   You can't unfuck a woman or shove the baby back in.

   1996, Michael Peterson, A time of War, →ISBN, page 222

   There is just no way to go back and unfuck the maid or whatever it was that got him in trouble in the first place.

   2002, Larry Owen, The Female Lieutenant, →ISBN, page 191

   Recognizing the signs that she was approaching orgasm, he upped the pace […] But too late now to unfuck her.

   2011, Kate Willoughby, Just Winging It, →ISBN, page 63

   Kate's voice was so quiet, Julian saw Leslie lean forward to hear her. “Do you propose undoing screwing my boyfriend, Leslie? Are you going to unfuck him?”

   2011, Erica Orloff, chapter 6, in Freudian Slip, →ISBN