wambulance

wam·bu·lance
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/ˈwæm.bjə.ləns/

noun

A notional ambulance called to the scene when somebody is upset; used in dismissive responses to complaining perceived as being oversensitive.

Scrabble 19

Meanings

nounwambulance (plural wambulances)

plural wambulances · alternative waaambulance · alternative waambulance · alternative wahmbulance · alternative whambulance

  1. idiomaticslangA notional ambulance called to the scene when somebody is upset; used in dismissive responses to complaining perceived as being oversensitive.

    Russ Duritz (Bruce Willis): Waaaaaah. Waaaaaaah. Somebody call the wambulance.

    2000, Disney's The Kid
    2 more examples

    Someone call the Wambulance. Dudley I am so sick of hearing you bitch about how everybody is not suffering enough.

    2001, jim, “Outrageous!!!”, in rec.aviation.piloting (Usenet)

    Funny how we didn't see a single post in this NG from "Ron" or Holder during the game. Not surprising, but funny anyway. I'm sure they'll surface sometime. As a precaution, I've already called the wambulance for them.

    2007, Rodney Parker, “What a game!”, in alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys (Usenet)

Origin

  1. Englishwah
  2. Proto-Indo-European*h₂ent-
  3. Proto-Indo-European*h₂énts?
  4. Proto-Indo-European*h₂m̥bʰí
  5. Proto-Italic*amβi-
  6. Latinambi-
  7. Proto-Indo-European*h₂elh₂-
  8. Proto-Italic*alō
  9. Latin*alō
  10. Latinambulō
  11. Latinambulān
  12. Frenchambulant
  13. Frenchambulance
  14. Englishambulance
  15. Englishwambulance

Blend of wah + ambulance. The earliest known usage appears in the Disney film Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988).

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APA

wambulance. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/wambulance

MLA

“wambulance.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/wambulance. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “wambulance,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/wambulance.

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